The Analects of Yelper Jeff J.

Jeff J. joined Yelp back in February 2011. Until last week though, Jeff J. sadly was just too busy to Yelp: no profile pic, no reviews and just one friend (an honest-looking gent named Wayne C.).

On April 19 though, Jeff J. got in touch with his inner critic. His 19 reviews, dropped in just one day, have torn up the local culinary scene in a way this city hasn't seen since Col. Sanders added that 11th spice (which, by the way, is probably fennel pollen).

Here are 10 of Yelper Jeff J.'s reviews, reprinted in their entirety to preserve their artistic integrity:

·Tom+Chee—"Interesting"
·Asiatique—"Trendy = boring"
·Cafe 360—"Horrible and your average louisville eatery"

·Ramsi's Cafe on the World—"Great food ok service"
·Mark's Feed Store Bar-B-Q & Catering—"Bad food bad service"
·Kashmir Indian Restaurant—"Poor food poor service and dirty"
·Pita Hut—"Strange"
·Shenanigan's Pub—"Nice ambiance sub par service"

Yelper Jeff J. isn't afraid of taking on the corporate behemoths either:
·Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers—"Horrible service"
·Papa John's Pizza—"Bad pizza poor mgt"

Jeff J. bestowed nine one-star critiques on his reviewing bender. When will Jeff J. return to Yelp? Will it be a week? A month? Another two years? Only Jeff J.—or maybe Wayne C.—know for sure.

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·Zimmern Calls Yelp a 'Forum For Uninformed Morons' [~EN~]
·SF Restaurant Calls For Yelp Boycott: 'Stop the Bully' [~EN~]

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