On April 19 though, Jeff J. got in touch with his inner critic. His 19 reviews, dropped in just one day, have torn up the local culinary scene in a way this city hasn't seen since Col. Sanders added that 11th spice (which, by the way, is probably fennel pollen).
Here are 10 of Yelper Jeff J.'s reviews, reprinted in their entirety to preserve their artistic integrity:
·Ramsi's Cafe on the World—"Great food ok service"
·Mark's Feed Store Bar-B-Q & Catering—"Bad food bad service"
·Kashmir Indian Restaurant—"Poor food poor service and dirty"
·Shenanigan's Pub—"Nice ambiance sub par service"
Jeff J. bestowed nine one-star critiques on his reviewing bender. When will Jeff J. return to Yelp? Will it be a week? A month? Another two years? Only Jeff J.—or maybe Wayne C.—know for sure.
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