What Was Your Worst Pizza Delivery Nightmare?

Next week, March 17 through March 21, is officially Eater Pizza Week. Our week of cheesy, saucy, doughy goodness can become even better (or at least cheesier) with input from the Eater community. (Over the next few days, look out for other open thread pizza questions.) On this thread we're looking for your thoughts on your worst pizza delivery experience, ever.

Was your pizza late to arrive and cold when it did? Were the toppings incorrect or inedible? Was the delivery person surly, or perhaps psychotic? Let us know about your worst-ever delivery experience in the comments, or shoot us a message to share your suggestions. And of course, check back during Pizza Week 2014 to see what's been shared.