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Here Is Your Delivery Nightmare, Louisville, Courtesy Of Some "Discreet" Craigslist Guy

Photo: Courtesy Big Sausage Pizza

Are you perhaps in the mood for a pizza, but a little short of tip money for the delivery guy? You may want to contact this somewhat too-frequent Craigslist "Casual Encounters" poster, who "will bring you a pizza if you want one." As of March 16, this "wm" who is "clean, discreet and ddf" has this gloriously ungrammatical erotic offer:

I the "pizza man" bring you a "pizza", Having you answer the door in something sexy, or maybe a skirt or t-shirt, leading me in and I lay you back on the table or bed and eat ...

Well, you get the gist of it. The poster does say he'll "clean up and leave," is "open to other ideas if you want," along with "couples." So the next time your significant other is skeeved out by a delivery person, insist that it could always be worse (and remember to tip).
· early pizza man/handyman role play....discreet seeking now