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7 Sexy Takeout Options for Valentine's Day

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"Love is patient, love is kind." Love is not a prix-fixe meal on Valentine's Day, despite what many restaurants proclaim. Instead, for a real romantic meal, bring it home (expect a long wait for delivery). Plus, eating in means you're less likely to get a nasty look at the table when you take off your pants. Place your orders early though; while yearning loins are sexy, yearning stomachs are not. [H/T Melissa D.]


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Note: Restaurants on this map are listed geographically.

1. Garage Bar

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700 East Market Street
Louisville, KY 40202
Sitting on the floor, sharing a hand-kneaded pie with a chewy crust can be as hot as a wood-fired Ferrara oven.

2. Feast BBQ

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116 West Main Street
New Albany, IN 47150
This BBQ spot brings the sexy to Downtown New Albany; it'll do likewise for your place.

3. Ghyslain at Westport Village

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1215 Herr Lane
Louisville, KY 40222
A French-inspired dish chased by a little chocolate turtle for dessert can add a touch of romance to being in St. Matthews.

4. Zaytun Mediterranean Grill

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2286 Bardstown Road
Louisville, KY 40205
Demonstrate your expert oral skills by eating one of its heaping gyros without dribbling meat all over yourself.

5. Mussel & Burger Bar

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9200 Taylorsville Road
Louisville, KY 40299
Smart is sexy. Show your savvy by bringing home a couple of burgers from one of Eater National's hottest hamburgers in America right now.

6. Taco Punk

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736 East Market Street
Louisville, KY 40202
If you can eat Mexican together and still make out afterwards, that's love. (Also, Taco Punk could use the business.)

7. Heart & Soy

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1216 Bardstown Road
Louisville, KY 40204
While the pun about "hearts" that was going to appear here would have made you gag, this Highlands' vegetarian Asian street food-inspired cuisine will not.

1. Garage Bar

700 East Market Street, Louisville, KY 40202
Sitting on the floor, sharing a hand-kneaded pie with a chewy crust can be as hot as a wood-fired Ferrara oven.
700 East Market Street
Louisville, KY 40202

2. Feast BBQ

116 West Main Street, New Albany, IN 47150
This BBQ spot brings the sexy to Downtown New Albany; it'll do likewise for your place.
116 West Main Street
New Albany, IN 47150

3. Ghyslain at Westport Village

1215 Herr Lane, Louisville, KY 40222
A French-inspired dish chased by a little chocolate turtle for dessert can add a touch of romance to being in St. Matthews.
1215 Herr Lane
Louisville, KY 40222

4. Zaytun Mediterranean Grill

2286 Bardstown Road, Louisville, KY 40205
Demonstrate your expert oral skills by eating one of its heaping gyros without dribbling meat all over yourself.
2286 Bardstown Road
Louisville, KY 40205

5. Mussel & Burger Bar

9200 Taylorsville Road, Louisville, KY 40299
Smart is sexy. Show your savvy by bringing home a couple of burgers from one of Eater National's hottest hamburgers in America right now.
9200 Taylorsville Road
Louisville, KY 40299

6. Taco Punk

736 East Market Street, Louisville, KY 40202
If you can eat Mexican together and still make out afterwards, that's love. (Also, Taco Punk could use the business.)
736 East Market Street
Louisville, KY 40202

7. Heart & Soy

1216 Bardstown Road, Louisville, KY 40204
While the pun about "hearts" that was going to appear here would have made you gag, this Highlands' vegetarian Asian street food-inspired cuisine will not.
1216 Bardstown Road
Louisville, KY 40204