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7 Sexy Takeout Options for Valentine's Day

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"Love is patient, love is kind." Love is not a prix-fixe meal on Valentine's Day, despite what many restaurants proclaim. Instead, for a real romantic meal, bring it home (expect a long wait for delivery). Plus, eating in means you're less likely to get a nasty look at the table when you take off your pants. Place your orders early though; while yearning loins are sexy, yearning stomachs are not. [H/T Melissa D.]


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Garage Bar

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Sitting on the floor, sharing a hand-kneaded pie with a chewy crust can be as hot as a wood-fired Ferrara oven.

Feast BBQ

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This BBQ spot brings the sexy to Downtown New Albany; it'll do likewise for your place.

Ghyslain at Westport Village

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A French-inspired dish chased by a little chocolate turtle for dessert can add a touch of romance to being in St. Matthews.

Zaytun Mediterranean Grill

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Demonstrate your expert oral skills by eating one of its heaping gyros without dribbling meat all over yourself.

Mussel & Burger Bar

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Smart is sexy. Show your savvy by bringing home a couple of burgers from one of Eater National's hottest hamburgers in America right now.

Taco Punk

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If you can eat Mexican together and still make out afterwards, that's love. (Also, Taco Punk could use the business.)

Heart & Soy

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While the pun about "hearts" that was going to appear here would have made you gag, this Highlands' vegetarian Asian street food-inspired cuisine will not.

Garage Bar

Sitting on the floor, sharing a hand-kneaded pie with a chewy crust can be as hot as a wood-fired Ferrara oven.

Feast BBQ

This BBQ spot brings the sexy to Downtown New Albany; it'll do likewise for your place.

Ghyslain at Westport Village

A French-inspired dish chased by a little chocolate turtle for dessert can add a touch of romance to being in St. Matthews.

Zaytun Mediterranean Grill

Demonstrate your expert oral skills by eating one of its heaping gyros without dribbling meat all over yourself.

Mussel & Burger Bar

Smart is sexy. Show your savvy by bringing home a couple of burgers from one of Eater National's hottest hamburgers in America right now.

Taco Punk

If you can eat Mexican together and still make out afterwards, that's love. (Also, Taco Punk could use the business.)

Heart & Soy

While the pun about "hearts" that was going to appear here would have made you gag, this Highlands' vegetarian Asian street food-inspired cuisine will not.